Room Enough To Swing A Cat

Some people say cats are stupid. They must be. They are never out of trouble and always seem to come back for more.

This is just not true. I have had cats at home for many years and they come in all shapes, sizes and degrees of intelligence.

The cat in this clip is not stupid. It's only being helpful. Someone said that there wasn't enough room to swing a cat in here and the cat wanted to show that wasn't true. Simple really.

Women - Know Your Limits!

With luck this piece will enrage some pseudo-feminists. The real feminists will be laughing their heads off.

I remember watching this way back in the dark days before the war. The war on terrorism, that is.

It's from one of Harry Enfield's shows and if I can find some Mr Cholmondley-Warner and his friend, Grayson, I will put that on the blog too.

The One That Got Away - On a Bicycle

The mind of a criminal is difficult to understand at the best of times. The mind of a criminal being chased by the cops defies belief.

A bad guy (or girl) will try to get away by car. There are many great movie scenes based on the idea.

Getting away by motor bike is a classic idea too. Remember Steve McQueen in 'The Great Escape'. I know he wasn't being chased by the police and he was the good guy but you get the picture.

At least in something motorized you have a chance to get away but the guy in this clip has no chance. He's riding a push-bike.

Elliot and the boys had ET to help but this idiot only has the power of his legs. And still he keeps pedaling.

An Experiment in Extra Sensory Perception

This is just a little experiment in ESP - Extra Sensory Perception. At the end you will see the future.

I want you to close your eyes and clear your mind of all thoughts for just a few seconds. While you do it I want you to breath slowly and deeply.

After about a minute watch this video. You will know exactly what happens at the end - guaranteed.

Britain doesn't get to see Tony Blair doing a 'State of the Union' address. It is a great pity because it gives us all a chance to muck about with the original and give us a real laugh.

What is troubling about this mixed up address is that some people might think it is the real thing. It isn't - or is it?

You know I'm not sure any more.

PMS - What to do in an emergency

There is no man in a heterosexual relationship who has not been the victim of PMS. We men are fascinated by women in a kind of sad and baffled way at the best of times. Coping with the added conundrum of PMS is just too much for us.

So at last there is some clear and concise advice that we can all benefit from.

Thank God for 'You Tube'.

Mastercard Advertising - Priceless

Don't we all love the MasterCard advertising campaign?

You know how it goes. Motel room 100 dollars. Sex with a hooker - 200 dollars. Sexually transmitted disease - priceless.

This one is funny. It's rock and roll. And it's an unexpected ending.

MasterCard will never officially show them but these spoofs get them huge exposure on the net for free - probably more than the paid advertising.

And bloggers like me fall for it every time. What a jerk.

Did you ever try this in an exam?

My school days were like the Stanford Experiment which gives me a low opinion of teachers. So it really raises my spirits when I see someone piss off a teacher and get away with it.

This is dedicated to all those students who work hard and succeed despite the best efforts of their teachers.

Princess Leia - Shocking Sex Tape

Paris Hilton shocked the world with her sex tape - well, her sleazy ex-boyfriend, Rick Saloman, helped . Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee pushed the boat out with one. The lovely and refined Katie Price aka Jordan wobbled her way through one too.

Revealed on Vimeo.com is the most shocking of them all - Princess Leia. With every celebrity doing a sex tape the intergalactic beauty queen is almost honour bound to have one leaked.

The most shocking part is her choice of partner - none other than her own father, the wheezing villain Darth Vader himself.

Watch it if you dare.



Princess Leia Celebrity Sex Tape on Vimeo

George and Condi and Abbott and Costello

This is one of the funniest videos I've seen on the net recently. You might think it's just another dig at George Dubya but really it's a very clever piece of writing.

Have a look.



Older visitors will recognise the type of cross-talk from many years ago when Abbott and Costello were at their best - and I mean very best. Remember, "Who's on first?"

Homophobia - The Pat Robertson Assessment

In Britain we just don't know what it is to have an evangelist on on television. We don't know about Christianity having an influence the way it does in America - unless you live in Northern Ireland, where the Reverend Ian Paisley has been (unintentionally) the best recruiting sergeant the IRA ever had.

But in America Pat Robertson has been preaching his faith for many a long year and Americans have been listening. This is just a little clip to show what he stands for.

Weapon Of Choice - Fatboy Slim

This video is not nonsense. It is not weird. It is not strange.

So why is it here?

Because it is marvelous.

Fatboy Slim has made a career of taking little bits of music others tossed away years ago and making them his own. Christopher Walken is one of the most powerful and intense actors on screen. It is unusual to find him in a pop video but it works.

Have a look - and enjoy 'Weapon Of Choice'.

The Force Turns On Chewbacca

The Los Angeles police force have arrested Chewbacca. Apparently he was asking tourists for money and eventually head-butted one.




Chewbacca is not the first Star Wars character to have fallen on hard times. An eagle-eyed camera man caught this wheezing fiend on the streets of New York.

Bush and Hitler - Same Shit, Different Asshole?

The web allows so much diversity of opinion it is difficult to decide what is the truth. Is Bush like Hitler? Definitely, according to this video.




Is Bush like Hitler? Definitely not, according to this video.





It's so difficult to tell. All I can say is Bush comes from a sound American family with a heritage stretching back many years. Isn't there a saying to the effect that the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree. I am sure George Dubya Bush follows in the footsteps of his forefathers.

UFO Over .........

Isn't it strange that a blog devoted to nonsense hasn't included anything about UFOs? Until now.

Alright, so maybe the truth is out there but there's an awful lot of BS as well. I'm not sure but I suspect this video might - just might - be suspect.




On the other hand what do you make of this? The real action comes at the end - what is that behind the street lamp?



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