Sex Education Videos As They Used To Be

Sex education in schools is a perennial topic of controversy so it is good to see the wonderful people at You Tube joining in by giving so much exposure to this video.

It is from the marvelous Harry Enfield and was made back in the 1990s and parodies those patronising public information films that used to be made in in the old days.

I'm not old enough to remember them but I am old enough to remember the attitudes. I had a Catholic education and was taught by a priest. It was a bit like being given driving lessons by someone who couldn't drive but had read a book about it.

I can remember a priest during a sex education lesson saying he always knew there was a difference between boys and girls but he couldn't put his finger on it. Naturally, my class of randy fourteen year olds saw the double meaning and the priest was left wondering what the joke was.

Always Be Careful When You're Washing An Elephant

This is one of those things that happens once in a million times. A guy gets his head stuck up an elephant's ass.

I know we shouldn't laugh - but can you help it?

Room Enough To Swing A Cat

Some people say cats are stupid. They must be. They are never out of trouble and always seem to come back for more.

This is just not true. I have had cats at home for many years and they come in all shapes, sizes and degrees of intelligence.

The cat in this clip is not stupid. It's only being helpful. Someone said that there wasn't enough room to swing a cat in here and the cat wanted to show that wasn't true. Simple really.

Women - Know Your Limits!

With luck this piece will enrage some pseudo-feminists. The real feminists will be laughing their heads off.

I remember watching this way back in the dark days before the war. The war on terrorism, that is.

It's from one of Harry Enfield's shows and if I can find some Mr Cholmondley-Warner and his friend, Grayson, I will put that on the blog too.

An Experiment in Extra Sensory Perception

This is just a little experiment in ESP - Extra Sensory Perception. At the end you will see the future.

I want you to close your eyes and clear your mind of all thoughts for just a few seconds. While you do it I want you to breath slowly and deeply.

After about a minute watch this video. You will know exactly what happens at the end - guaranteed.

Britain doesn't get to see Tony Blair doing a 'State of the Union' address. It is a great pity because it gives us all a chance to muck about with the original and give us a real laugh.

What is troubling about this mixed up address is that some people might think it is the real thing. It isn't - or is it?

You know I'm not sure any more.

PMS - What to do in an emergency

There is no man in a heterosexual relationship who has not been the victim of PMS. We men are fascinated by women in a kind of sad and baffled way at the best of times. Coping with the added conundrum of PMS is just too much for us.

So at last there is some clear and concise advice that we can all benefit from.

Thank God for 'You Tube'.

George and Condi and Abbott and Costello

This is one of the funniest videos I've seen on the net recently. You might think it's just another dig at George Dubya but really it's a very clever piece of writing.

Have a look.



Older visitors will recognise the type of cross-talk from many years ago when Abbott and Costello were at their best - and I mean very best. Remember, "Who's on first?"

Get Your Balls Out Of My Face

The trouble with a lot of outdoor leisure time is that it involves the use of the spherical object. And the next big problem is the number of times you get one in the face.

Why would anybody be anti-American?

America is the most powerful nation in the world economically and militarily but why should that make anyone anti-American? If power is used wisely then there should be no problems. Isn't the world lucky to have American voters like these deciding the world's future?



On second thoughts maybe we're not so lucky.